Does anybody else ever get a sudden and overwhelming urge to get a hold of a microscope, so you can see if you could find Demodex mites on your shed eyelashes?

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I still think Honey Bucket is the worst name for a portapotty ever.

Mister Darcy is...slightly heavier than he was before I left! bucko tells me that means he is getting comfortable here, and she also says that he definitely knows he is my cat. This makes me inexplicably and selfishly happy. Sometimes he lies across me with his paws curled up against his chest and closes his eyes in the happiest manner and purrs ( Read more... )

Those little red bumps I get on the backs of my arms are called keratosis pilaris.

( My head wounds. Let me show you them. )

I am going in tomorrow morning and having those evil big mole thingies on my head cut off. The doctor said that he loves doing these. In his voice I caught the same fervor of gleeful fascination that exists when some of my girlfriends and I talk about zits, and I knew he was, in his way, a kindred spirit of mine. Tonight I will shower and scrub ( Read more... )

You are exiting a bathroom right after someone else and the (light switch you flip off/door handle) is kinda wet. You think...

( Choose one! )

So someone's cell phone rang in my class and I just got an idea ( Read more... )

vlion, missbabyblue and I are all sitting in my living room, connected to the wireless Intarnets with our Mac laptops, IMing and emailing stuff to each other.

The new technology age totally rocks. The only thing better than this is being on the Intarnets while in the bathroom.

Now Barbie can bleed from her ladyhole just like a real woman!